Warning: the smut barrier has been breached. I repeat, the smut barrier has been breached. (And by smut barrier, I mean Ana’s hymen.) Any and all posts past this point will contain graphic,… Continue reading
Wow, guys, can you believe what happened on American Idol this week? I know! It was just, like, so…yeah! I’m kidding. I haven’t watched American Idol since my dog threw up during Carrie… Continue reading
I have had three people tell me that, having read the live blog, they now want to read Fifty Shades of Grey. Folks, I’m reading this book so you don’t have to. Don’t… Continue reading
Last time on Fifty Shades of Grey, our heroine interviewed our hero in an office building. Nothing says sex and depravity like business suits and note-taking! What further naughty hijinks will ensue? To… Continue reading
I love romance novels. I’m not being sarcastic. I love romance novels, honestly. I don’t care who calls them trashy or smutty or non-literary. Romance novels are awesome! If done correctly, they are… Continue reading
It’s new feature time! Everyone throw confetti! Now cheer for me! Now dance! Dance, you delightfully shrewd book monkeys, dance! I’m sorry I called you that. I can’t promise not to do it… Continue reading
